Had some pulled beef bbq for lunch.
Mountain Dew Council of Elders Exiles Non-Radical Teen
From their hidden sanctuary high atop Mount Dew, the Mountain Dew Council Of Elders formally passed judgment on area teen Brian Ruderman yesterday, unanimously ruling him “not radical” and sentencing him to eternal banishment from the Extreme Network.
“To you, Brian Ruderman, we have said in the past, Do the Dew,” Mountain Dew Highfather Snow-boardus the Totally Radical said as the final verdict was delivered. “But from this day forth say we it no longer, saying to ye instead, Brian Ruderman, go forth from this place, leave us, and Do the Dew no more.” ..continue..
My favorite ‘The Onion’ article, good to see their older stuff being put back on the site.
Potassium Chlorate and Gummy Bear
Molten potassium chlorate is a strong oxidizing agent that reacts violently with sugar. Gummy bears have lots of sugar in them.
poor gummy
Pork Chocs
Sugar Free Milk Chocolate Dipped Pork Rinds
PORK CHOCSTM – CALLING ALL LOW CARB DIETERS! Here’s another unique and original creation from your favorite chocolatiers here at A Bountiful Harvest Designs. We’ve experienced such a huge amount of success throughout the summer months while testing the market in our retail store with this product we just had to add it to our online mall! They’re sweet with a hint of saltiness and crunchy all wrapped up in one! Available in your choice of milk, dark or white sugar free Belgian chocolate they’re a low carb dieters dream come true, high in protein and low in carbs! Heat-sealed for freshness in a clear cello bag. Net Wt 4 oz.
yuuummm. Chocolate covered Pork Rinds. Now doesn’t that sound tasty? They can be bought thru Amazon.com here. I am almost tempted to put them on my wish list. Almost.